corrupted lawfirm – cum country lyrics

jw: quite the epic failure
jw2: que ++ what are you talking about?
jw: i needed to get away…
jw2:what are you talking about?
jw: from my house in mexico
jw2: what’s wrong with mexico?
jw: i needed to move to taiwan
jw2: taiwan? no
jw: and here i am…
jw2: no, no, no
jw: wouldn’t you know it?
jw2: no, no
jw: cum country!
jw2: no, no
jw: taiwan…
jw2: no
jw: cum country!
jw2: no
jw: you know…
jw2: i hate+
jw: i think i might move to, uh…
jw2: taiwan…
jw: what’s that country called?
jw2: no! no!
jw: thailand
jw2: where? where? where even is taiwan?
jw: be honest with me+
jw2: where even is taiwan?
jw: do i sound like a pile of iron?
jw2: i don’t even know where taiwan is
jw: i sure do hope so…
jw2: (dying)
jw: if i don’t sound like iron… i’m failing…
jw2: (groaning)
jw2: where is taiwan?
jw: my purpose here is+
jw2: where is taiwan? where is taiwan?
jw: to sound like iron
eh: (beatboxing over jw2’s rapping)
jw2: where, where, where, where, where is taiwan? where is taiwan?
jw: yo, that was kinda sick!
jw2: (dying)
jw: not gonna lie, that was a cool groove! that was pretty nice!
eh: (screeching)
jw2: (dying)
jw: now let’s talk about where i am
eh: (screeching)
jw: now let’s talk about where i am. i’m in taiwan. i don’t like taiwan…
eh: (screeching)
jw2: (dying)
jw: i’m personally a fan off… thailand
eh: (dying)
jw: which is not the same thing…
jw2: (crying)
eh: (slapping his cheeks)
jw: let me tell ya…
jw2: (with a british accent) be honest with me, mate. quite silly, mate+
jw: i’m a big fan of thailand
eh: (with a british accent) it’s quite crazy
jw: you know what’s good in thailand? thai food! and+
jw2: (with a british accent) what do you think about wocky slush?
jw: not thailand ++ i mean, wait ++ no?
eh: (with a british accent) i like wocky slush, quite!
jw: i messed that up…
jw2: (with a british accent) quite wocky, innit?
eh: (with a british accent) quite f+cking hilarious, mate
jw: please forgive me…
jw2: wocky slush
eh: (gasps)
jw: (gibberish)
jw2: (gibberish)
eh: (gibberish)
jw2: wock+
eh: ee
jw: (gargling)
jw2: wocky slush
eh: wocky slush
jw2: wocky slush
jw: (still gargling)
jw: wocky+
eh: wocky
jw: oh!
eh: slush
jw2: wocky slush
eh: (painful screams)
jw: (barking like a dog)
eh: so, you would not believe this… i was, i was driving my car…
jw2: (screaming)
eh: everywhere, i just wanted to go on the road and, and you would not believe what i saw… i was just passed + just passed wisconsin
jw2: what he said
eh: and would you believe, i was looking at the road sign and it says, it tells me i’m in “cum country”
jw2: listen to what this guy is saying!
eh: where the f+ck is cum country that is+
jw2: he’s speaking facts
eh: right next to wisconsin?
jw2: true, facts…
eh: i feel like everybody should be learning about this…
jw2: he’s right…
eh: but we’re not! where is cum country being taught?
jw2: i don’t know…
eh: i don’t get it…
jw2: why are you asking me?
eh: i don’t get it…
jw2: i don’t get why you’re asking me. i really don’t
eh: dubstep?!
jw2: yep
eh: this ain’t dubstep… but this is… woah! isn’t that amen break?
eh: (taps to the beat of the background music)
jw2: (beatboxes to the background music)
eh: (beatboxes to the background music)
jw: bam, bam, bam, buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh bow
eh: wocky slush
jw: (pitched up) i will turn a fella into a convertible
jw2: (pitched up) okay!
jw: (barks)