Shaven Haven Acoustic Lyrics

Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Sh-sh-shave my pussy
Shave it, shave it, shave it

Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Sh-sh-shave my pussy
Shave it, shave it, shave it

I'm tired of when I'm licking out a lady's underneath
Of always getting curly pubic hair stuck in my teeth
I want a girl whose crack is a bit more like Kojak
It's a shaven haven that I am craving

And every time I'm going down on a lady's bush
I'm fed up of those sweaty tufts that tickle round my mush
I think a girl's chuff oughtta look a bit like Gail Porter
It's a shaven haven that I am craving
(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)

It's a shaven haven that I am craving
Over hairy beavers I'm fed up slaving
For a baldy ding-dong I myself am saving
It's a shaven haven that I am craving
(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)
Shave my pussy, shave it all off

If I'm being cunnilingual with a lady's quim
I'd hope she'd have the decency to give her chuff a trim
I want a girl whose biff doesn't look like Robert Smith
It's a shaven haven that I am craving

And if I'm performing oral on a lady's slit
The last thing that I want is Brian May around her clit
I want a girl whose crevice doesn't look like Dave Lee Travis
It's a shaven haven that I am craving
(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)

It's a shaven haven that I am craving
Over hairy beavers I'm fed up slaving
For a baldy ding-dong I myself am saving
It's a shaven haven that I am craving
(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)

Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Sh-sh-shave my pussy
Shave it, shave it, shave it

Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Sh-sh-shave my pussy
Shave it, shave it, shave it