7 Rings parody Lyrics

Went to the toilet to take a big shit, then went to the bathroom to pop my big zits. Why do I have acne and diarrhoea, this is my massivest, massivest fear. I came first in cross country, all I had to do was dash, Hah! FUCK YOU last place your clearly just trash, My EX broke up with me so he is a DICK, and the boy that likes me has a fat nose and all he does is pick

My zits start popping, my shit is plopping, my acne is red I know you saw it. I went to the shop to buy some cream, coz when I saw my acne it made me SCREAM! It Made me scream X4.I went to the shop to buy some cream coz when I saw my acne it made me scream

The new boy is pretty weird he came in today, he is pretty damn thick he's probably just gay, theirs a guy over there Twerking, not lying, I promise, Damn that's pretty sick, HOLY SHIT THATS THOMAS!
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My shit been looking like black jack, he got sperm a large stack. Black Jack got some sperm stacks, The way he be trying to SMACK SMACK! Now I don't mean to brag but when I bang it might lag. When you see them roles they stacked up right at Coles yeah.Damn, you sure know how to flex, never mind thankyou next. SHIT! your my ex this will be the best. Forget it your fucking shit, got to pop these zits, Don't worry I'll be quick, Don't look at my tits you Slutty little bitch! Don't look at my face, Don't look at my face, you see my fist you'll get a taste, don't have any time to do some rest, don't need anybody coz I'm the best!

FUCK YOU BITCHES.x4. DON'T NEED ANY REST FUCK YOU BITCHES I AM THE BEST! YEP. DEM FACTS!