HADER Lyrics

[Intro]

Trippin' over…
You ever tripped over?
I’ve never done it!

[Verse 1]

Riding in the whip while I trip with a chick with a dick
I don't judge, I don't snitch, I’m the judge, ay
Find me in the courtroom smoking the victim's ashes
I don't give a fuck bitch, I know the system crashes
Got money on my dick like I'm pissing cash it's, Cassius
High at the church harassing the pastor
Shawty so fine I put her ass in the pasta
Vin Diesel in the Mazda
Don't ask me what your dads done
I'm on a higher path, lost my spirit to the answer
Everybody telling me I gotta find my soulmate
Well I ain't got a soul, mate! So tell me what’s the goal, mate!
Ay, I’m Zuckerberg at your event
Awkward as hell but I'm the man so show respect
Bet you ain’t notice yet
Yeah, I'm like the POTUS, yeah
Pretty useless, I don't do much, I just sit there
Turn on the TV and watch ‘How did she get there?!'
I’m seft yeah, bitch I watch The Office in a desk chair
Young Jerry Stiller, don't believe me? Wait for Festivus
Shawty like ya boy, so she showin' me her breast-eses
Right outside the club so Officer Ross arresting us
Right outside the club so Officer Ross arresting us
(AY YOU CAN'T EVEN ARRES - BRUH I AIN'T EVEN DO SHIT, I'M CLUELESS, BRUH I'M-)
[Chorus]

I'm Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Impartial to your bullshit while I'm sporting a partial
Plus I'm friends with Bill Hader motherfucker
Baby I'm just doing me, but you can hate a motherfucker, ay!

I'm Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Impartial to your bullshit while I'm sporting a partial
Plus I'm friends with Bill Hader motherfucker
Baby I'm just doing me, but you can hate a motherfucker, ay!
(Billy Hader, uh, Billy Hader, uh, Billy Hader, uh, Billy Hader)

[Verse 2]

Ay, I got Kochie on my noshi while I'm playing Tamagotchi
I ain't saying he a cop but the badge was kinda dodgy
I got daggers in my body, getting hammered in the lobby
Smoke a pack of Big Red, I'm a brown Ricky Bobby
I'm a young Eminem minus the last 4 albums
How come? Smoke a little weed and I'm now dumb
Pursue me if the Tunes Looney, homie you could sue me
I moved out of time and now Rumi is my roomie
Got a job at the bakery and now I got bread
Got a job at the cemetery, now I'm not dead
Die for the week just to feel alive
Eat a vibrator just to feel the vibe
[Chorus]

I'm Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Impartial to your bullshit while I'm sporting a partial
Plus I'm friends with Bill Hader motherfucker
Baby I'm just doing me, but you can hate a motherfucker, ay!

I'm Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Impartial to your bullshit while I'm sporting a partial
Plus I'm friends with Bill Hader motherfucker
Baby I'm just doing me, but you can hate a motherfucker, ay!
(Billy Hader, uh, Billy Hader, uh, Billy Hader, uh, Billy Hader)

[Outro]

ME & BILLY H CHILLIN', BRUH!
IF YOU AIN'T BELIEVE ME YOU A VILLAIN, BRUH!