I can’t believe we’re finally alone
I can’t believe i almost went home
what are the chances
everyone's dancing
and he’s not with you

the universe must have divined this
what am I gonna do
not grab your wrist

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
up all night i won’t quit
thinking i’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
plus all my clothes would fit

I don’t need to tell you twice
all the ways he can’t suffice
if i could give you some advice
I would leave with me tonight
the universe must have divided this
ladies first baby i insist

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
up all night i won’t quit
thinking i’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
plus all my clothes would fit

i never would have left you alone
here on your own
glued to your phone
never would have left you alone
for someone else to take you home

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
up all night i won’t quit
thinking i’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
plus you know my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
up all night i won’t quit
thinking i’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
plus all my clothes would fit