Eminem - Right For Me Lyrics

I feel phenomenal as usual
Pharmaceuticals, glue sniffin pools of vomit at Bonnaroo
But I don't know if I'm in Tennessee, Chicago, or Houston
In the corner tryna seek solitude
Shallow but such a hollow dude
I won't even swallow solid food
Alcoholic too, plus I'm on lean like the Tower of Pisa
Top it off I'm on mushrooms so fuck all of you…
Roses are violet, mollys are blue
Lost in a ball of confusion, it's all an illusion
It's probably the shrooms I'm on
Cuz I think I started hallucinatin'
Cuz I just thought I
heard Jay Electronica & Odd Future's new shit
& all I can do is follow the music
& end up wit Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza
Filling water balloons wit nail polish remova.
Just a pop 'em and wallow in fumes I…
feel uptight I got to get loosa
Afta I finish polishin' off this bottle of booze I got a solution
Concentrated like orange juice so I'm not as diluted
Cuz all this delusion got me seein' shit
Excusez-moi but that hoochie did pass
Ya see her ass? Wouldn't make her my main squeeze
But juicier ass, it belongs in a juicer
It's mouth waterin' too so I walked up to it like…
" I'm Marshall"
Wanna try to meet my standards? I'll introduce ya
Oh I'm a mysogonist too but I'm not a masseuse
But my attitude is rubbin' off on the youth
(uh!)
A chronic abuser…
and not only user of marijuana
I mean verbal assault that I use to smoke all of ya losers
Got a bazooka, a shotgun, a ruger, a Glock, & a nuke
& a Rottweiler too, and I'm not in the mood so…
When I say I'm bringin' the Tech out
I'm not comin' to repair your fucking electronic computers
God…
I'm gonna puke, I'm so gone off the hookah
I think I swallowed a loofa
I'm TORE UP…
demolished, I'm fucking stoned like Oliver
Like I looked Medusa in the eyeball to seduce her
The thoughts I produce are… L**Ny TuN3$
The box of reusable latex gloves & the socks & the shoes

2 replace Nextel-Veronica's boobs

& the paycheck stubs that were stuffed in a glove box

In a blue Honda wit used condoms were clues the…
girl was just not the one suitable for…
Right fo' me, will change me, rearrange my head 2 be just right for…
you & me, dont laugh, please listen!
Dont laaaugh…
(youralltraptinmyhead!)
Thought Id give in to the pressure
Collapse & crumble…
perhaps relapsing under that
Well that's a bunch of crap
In the clutch, I'm the Cap'n Crunch of rap
& I'm sick of acting humble, that's enough of that
Fuck that shit, cut the sack
Like it's a natural reaction
That's why I'm actually trapped in this shoving match
Cuz push keeps coming to that
I can keep getting my ass kicked and coming back
Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of shit, still mad
Disgruntled had some struggles yeah
but that passionate hunger's back
A fantastic juggling act
& the way I flip my tongue on the track
It's like verbal acrobatics, but in fact…
Last time I tried to pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic
I fucking crashed my hovercraft
Afta I strapped the duffel bag to my back
& stuck the massive punchin' bag in it
An elastic bungee strap, rubber plaster, a thumb tack
& a piece of plastic bubble wrap
Went spastic & fuckin' snapped
Jumped & splashed in a puddle of battery acid
Stumbled back, recovered, back-flipped
& landed on a gymnasti