flashlight brown – new boyfriend lyrics

i grew my hair and i felt better.
i went and bought a cardigan sweater.
i tried some smack it made me sick.
now my stomach is a-ci-dic.

i thought, “for sure she’s an addict”.
she found me vaguely attractive.
down at the beach where i met her.
she picked my nose, i felt better.

i’d eat dog sh-t to make me hurl.
i’d even dress up like a girl.
your band will make us all the loot.
we’ll name our first born after fruit.

- flashlight brown lyrics