larry the cable guy – do you hear what i hear lyrics

get a job you b-m b-m b-m
money dont grow on trees you b-m b-m b-m.

silent farts
deadly farts
all was calm
not turned on

oh come on illegal foreigners
come and get dem green cards
and learn some d-mn english
and den how to drive

i wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
i wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
i wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car

so i dont have to hear her
b-tch

blue b-lls
blue b-lls
its dollar night at the t-tty club
see them dance, on my pants
soon it will be bathroom time

you better watch out, i think shes a guy
i aint quite sure but somethin aint right
janet reno’s comin to town

donny the r-t-rd had an eight pound water head
he was five-foot three
and he said to me
my name’s donny

the first queer santa claus
wore red-leather chaps
and a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the back

i p-ssed my pants
the toilet was just too far
i drunk too much d-mn beer
i tried to hold it in
but my bladder just gave in
and i p-ssed right through my drawers
right through my wrangler drawers
i p-ssed, i p-ssed my wrangler drawers

git r dun everybody! thanks a lot! come back and see me again thank you!

- larry the cable guy lyrics