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offspring – wrong foot amputated lyrics

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offspring – wrong foot amputated lyrics

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offspring – wrong foot amputated lyrics


Song Lyrics :

the doctor had confesion
he tried to cure my disease
i was sweatin on the way to the op room
getting sedatives to put me at ease

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they put me on a gurney in a hospital gown
they give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down
“you won’t feel a thing,” is what the doctor told me
we’re gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off…
hey!!!

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man, you must be kidding me
take a look! (he got the wrong foot amputated)
hey!!!… you shoulda cut they other knee
take a bow! (you got the wrong foot amputated)

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hey-ay, that leg was fine
you mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imehey-ay! this ain’t my day!

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“ok, mr. johnson, i see you’re here for the irreversable vasectomy.”
“aryuhugh?”
“well, we’ll just get you shaved right here. this might sting a little.”
“noooononooo”

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don’t wanna hear no excuses
its already too late
don’t try to say i got a two for one sale
a woman that i know when through a similar fate
she came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes
another one had cancer and they took the wrong b–b

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the other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen
why didn’t they whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off…
hey!!!

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man, you must be kidding me
take a look! (he got the wrong foot amputated)
hey!!!… you shoulda cut they other knee
take a bow! (he’s getting pretty aggrevated)

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hey-ay, that leg was fine
you mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imehey-ay! this ain’t my day!

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- offspring lyrics

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